top 15 things overheard at a hip-hop scrabble tournament

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 27-Jun-2008 14:49:15

The top 15 things overheard at a hip-hop scrabble turnament

15. "I'm sorry, that word is spelled correctly -- no points for you."

14. "It has to be a regulation Scrabble set, Mr. Dogg. I can't just let you bring in a bag of extra Z's."

13. "For the last time, will you *please* stop saying 'Word!' after each turn?"

12. "Bitch better have my E."

11. "No fair! Snoop's making up words again!"

10. "Hey! P. Diddy keeps stealing my tiles and rearranging them for more points."

9. "Aw, man... I keep drawing vizzowels!"

8. "Well in *Detroit*, the plural of 'ho' is 'hoz,' sucka."

7. "How many times do I have to tell you? You can't turn an N sideways and call it a Z."

6. "Yoyoyo! 'Yoyoyoyo' ain't a word, yo!"

5. "You play on that E I'm scopin' and I may just have to triple-letter-score a cap in yo' ass."

4. "Nice rack!"

3. "Check this: Vanilla Ice is trying to pass off 'nifty' again."

2. "Let's see: 'Shizznizzywizzle' on a triple word score gives you... 87,000 points."

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at a Hip-Hop Scrabble Tournament...

1. "Why, yes, Mr. Cent, that's a word. Of *course* it's a word. I wouldn't dream of challenging it."

Post 2 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Friday, 27-Jun-2008 19:13:39

Nice. Just nice.:)

Post 3 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 27-Jun-2008 19:41:43

Becky, that, was funny! For shizzel kitten.

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 28-Jun-2008 2:25:31

LOL Nem. Number 6 was my favorite. Yo